Santa's unemployment crisis: When the doll learns to hide mulled wine at midnight

The Santa Claus on the market can only smile foolishly, but Prosperry's bearded grandfather can really perform magic. His wool felt beard is woven with food-grade warm yarn, which can be turned into a hand warmer in 30 seconds in the microwave. When accompanying children to wait for reindeer, even down jackets are inferior; the miniature speakers lining the robe hide the "Santa Claus dialects" of 50 countries, randomly switching from the Scottish bagpipe version of "Jingle Bells" to the Ainu nursery rhymes of Hokkaido. The best part is that when a child writes "I want my dad to work less overtime" on the "Wish Letter Paper", the doll will push a reminder through the APP - after all, the real Christmas magic should not wait until December 25th to take effect.